It’s a very very, mad world
Okay, this is not an original type of post, I know things are getting out of hand so I thought I’d try and lighten the mood up slightly by giving you some more of my list of personal conundrums.
Can you cry underwater?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why don’t birds fall off trees when they sleep?
Why is it called building when it’s already built?
When they say dog food is new and improved how do they know which? (New means it has never existed before now, improved means it is better than previously available). Also who gets the privilege (?) of tasting it?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why is it sliced into triangles?
Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
Why is it called rush hour when it lasts 2-3 hours and nothing moves?
Why is there never enough hours in the day to get everything done I want to do?
Why is a year only 365 days? It takes longer than that to go around the sun, not a full day but still.