Would you believe

by davebarclay1954

A thought for a Friday, the second in the month of October in this very strange year of 2020. Yes, it’s the 3rd decade beginning in the 21st century. Would you believe that this decade is already 21% through?

Thought for the day: Saturday 10/10/2020 Why worry?

You only have 2 things to worry about: either you are well or you are ill;

If you are well you have nothing to worry about, if you are ill you only have 2 things to worry about: either you will recover or you will die.

If you recover there is nothing to worry about, if you die you only have 2 things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or go to hell.

If you go to Heaven then you have nothing to worry about, if you go to Hell you’ll be far too busy catching up with all those friends who went there before you that you won’t have time to worry. So why waste time worrying about your life.

Some silly questions to put a smile back on your face:

Why do they call it rush hour when it lasts 2 hours twice a day and nothing moves?

Why doesn’t someone invent a micro-wave bed? 8 hours sleep in 12 minutes sounds good to me.

Why is Quality Street not an address but a load of chocolates? I’m not complaining I would just love to live on a street full of delicious chocolates.

Why do people get upset when someone tries to pinch their space in the parking lot? If it’s not busy find somewhere else to park, if it is busy park at the back of them and fence them in then make sure you’re away longer than them so that when you come back they’re fuming just as you were after waiting for the space while the car in it left.

If someone knocks on your door and tells you they’re from the Church of Latter Days Saints, ask them to call back at midnight as you’re missing a sacrifice for the Black Mass.

If you’re bored dial a number until you find it rings, when it’s answered tell them “Okay, I’ve done it, the bodies in my boot and I’m on my way over, make sure you have the rest of my money as I don’t want to hang around too long” then hang up.