My word’s but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can’t make you think, your sperm’s in the gutter your love’s in the sink. Ah, it’s been a long time since I listened to Jethro Tull Thick As A Brick. If you aren’t familiar with them you should check out some of their more melodic albums such as A before trying the operettas Thick As A Brick and A Passion Play.
Anyway, three weeks after being told to go into a second lockdown and include schools and universities since that is where most of the new cases are coming from, our industrious PM has announce a 2nd lockdown from Thursday 5 November 2020, but essential stores (supermarkets, bakers, greengrocers and other provision sellers) can remain open, cafe’s and restaurants have to be take away only, and, oh you already got there ahead of me? Ok but school’s and universities are remaining open, in order to continue the spread of the disease to the most vulnerable in our society, in the firm belief that they will die when they catch Covid-19.
What kind of hard headed moron would do such a thing to those vulnerable people he swore to protect? To push our NHS to breaking point so it falls apart under the strain? The imbecile in charge of England at the moment that’s who! Doris couldn’t control the giggles at 4, so he put the announcement back until he had stopped drooling at Dom’s Eugenics plan. Think I’m kidding? Who takes care of elderly relatives? Their children, who mainly have school age children living with them. So the kids go to school where they come into contact with the virus, then they wander around, ignoring social distancing rules because they’re immune after all. Then they walk home in a group and spread the virus to everyone they pass on their merry way. The teachers are also not immune and pick the disease up in their workplace because they have no access to PPE and wouldn’t be allowed to wear it in the classroom anyway.
These teachers will go shopping on their way home and spread the virus to everyone they came into contact with and before you know it our death toll will continue to rise exponentially and in four weeks time, after the horse has bolted and run away to join it’s friends, he will close the stable door, cancel Christmas for everyone and laugh all the way to the bank. He knows the bulk of the deaths will be people on benefits because there aren’t enough jobs to go around for people today, after 1 January 2021 it will be even harder as more people will cut down on their workforce to save money because of a no deal Brexit pushing up the price of everything in store from the EU. Lorries will be stuck in terminals in Dover and Calais as the line waiting to be checked by fewer Border Guards (Customs Officers) as most of them will be new and under direct supervision for 18 months. The amount being smuggled in will probably sky rocket as people will be desperate to get their perishables away from the docks and into the shops.
No doubt the EU, the public and the Opposition Parties will be blamed for everything going tits up next year, everybody except those who are really responsible, Doris and Cunnings (with 2 M’s, or possibly a T, replacing the N). Why? Because Doris never takes responsibility when anything he touches turns to shit, never accepts that he is capable of making mistakes and he, therefore, never learns from them. In the words of Albert Einstein “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different outcomes” anyone else see the similarity between now and February when the virus first hit these shores? Except then he was on holiday and now he’s been stuck in Downing Street.