Watch out now, take care

by davebarclay1954

How do you keep yourself and your family safe in a pandemic? Especially one as bad as this one? Can you keep your head above the parapet and remain sane? Or do you find your mental health suffering? The best medicine they say is laughter, so let’s start laughing whether you laugh at me or with me, please join in and laugh!

I have found loads of funny comments supposedly from the Despicable Me Minions, I would like to share some of them on here for you, but because some people (in the USA) can not load pictures I will write these out for your amusement.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I’d join them

Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get annoyed

People say everything happens for a reason, so when I punch you in the face remember I have a reason

Yes I am a member of CSI: Can’t Stand Idiots

You are: the peanut to my butter, twinkle in my eye, shake to my bake, blue to my sky, sprinkles on my sundae, flip to my flop, bumble to my bee, jewel on my crown, milk to my shake, spring in my step, beat of my heart, best of my friends.

That moment when you check your phone to see what time it is and then you check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.

I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

Don’t text me while I’m in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text.

Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking “If anyone heard us right now we’d be put in a mental hospital”

Karma: The joy of watching someone get what they deserve. Professionalism: The ability to sit back and enjoy the show and keep your mouth shut

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe one day you’ll find a brain back there.

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it

The tongue has no bones, but its strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words.

A woman brought you into this world so you don’t have the right to disrespect one!

Our phones fall we panic. Our friends fall and we laugh

My parents spanked me as a child as a result I now suffer from a psychological condition known as respect for others

I’m not short I’m just more down to earth than other people

I don’t care what people think of me… at least mosquitoes find me attractive

Housework, no one notices when you do it, but everyone notices it when you don’t

“Are you free tonight”

“No I’m expensive every night”

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.

That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.