What are we doing here?

by davebarclay1954

I’ve been getting very philosophical lately. Pondering questions such as: how can we possibly think we’re alone here on this planet? Given the vast size of the multiverse I’d say there has to be at least one other inhabited planet in the multiverse somewhere light years or maybe even light decades away.

Some of the other things I’ve been mulling over are pretty mundane, why do they call the periods between 8 and 10 in the morning and 4 and 6 in the afternoon rush hour? Nothing moves quicker than 20mph as there’s more traffic volume during these hours.

What if when you lose your train of thought it’s transferring to someone else who thinks they’re hearing voices?

What if April Fools is really on the 2nd not the 1st of April and the jokes been on us all the time?

How is it possible to dress up but you have to receive a dressing down? Why do we button up a shirt yet we start at the top and go down? So why is it not button down?

If the earth is getting warmer then why do we freeze in the winter and drown in the summer? Why will global warming cause another ice age? If anyone has the answers to these questions, or any further questions please send them on the back of self undressed elephant to me c/o this blog, thank you